an interview with your children
What is something dad always says to you?
Conner: "no"
Payton: "hi" and "no"
Anna: he always loves me
What makes dad happy?
C: when we listen to him
P: when I clean up my room
A: I always make him laugh, like this: "bugga, bugga"
What makes dad sad?
C: not listening to him
P: when I don't give him any cheese for his birthday
A: onions
How does your dad make you laugh?
C: when he does The Thunder
P: by tickling
A: when he makes naughty faces, and I laugh
What was your dad like as a child?
C: didn't like chocolate
P: he didn't like chocolate
A: he was just like me
How old is your dad?
C: 33
P: 33
A: 5
How tall is your dad?
C: 10 feet tall
P: 10 feet and 20 hands tall
A: he is big, just like me
What is his favorite thing to do?
C: tickle us
P: World of Warcraft
A: he likes to play games
What does your dad do when you are not around?
C: play world of warcraft, which is what I don't like because I want to watch him!
P: chill on the couch, play world of warcraft
A: he always does stuff on his 'puter
If your dad becomes famous, what will it be for?
C: Famous Tickler
P: doing the bark when mom wasn't around
A: I don't know
What is your dad really good at?
C: playing world of warcraft
P: tickling me. He, like, almost makes me pee my pants. I'm serious.
A: he always plays games
What is your dad not so good at?
C: making his hot dogs - he makes them burnt
P: playing London Bridge
A: he's not very good at playing with us because he always falls down
What does your dad do for his job?
C: he teaches kids when they come to his work.
P: drink chocolate milk and pop and do world of warcraft
A: he always goes to work when he's thankful. Cuz he's pretty and he's my friend.
What is your dad's favorite food?
C: burnt hot dogs
P: cheese
A: broccoli & chicken
If your dad were a cartoon character, who would he be?
C: Panda in "Skunk"
P: I don't know
A: Diego
What do you and your dad do together?
C: sometimes he takes me golfing.
P: watch shows
A: we just hug and cuddle
How are you and your dad the same?
C: we both like turkey, mayonnaise, and mustard sandwiches
P: we both have a big toe
A: we are chickens
How are you and your dad different?
C: dad likes banana cake and I hate banana cake
P: we're not big as each other
A: I am 3 and dad is 4
How do you know your dad loves you?
C: He just says it.
P: because he likes to tickle me
A: cuz he hugs me like a squishy hug
I compiled this interview in a book for Father's Day . . . I have a feeling he's going to be entertained.
Happy Father's Day!

































